Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
Why I didn’t do no old, sex, nasty shit
But, this year, I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house (Yeah I’m the motherfuckin’ nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggas is havin’ girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And there’s a bitch over there, hey, the one I’m gonna get
But, yo, but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet, I’ll slam her sister, though
Word, Ice in the whole damn herd
I fuck ’em all and leave ’em on the curb
I got a bitch with a mink who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I’d give her a pass
And I love ’em all, I love ’em crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
Got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain’t one, hit it
Nah, a bitch ain’t one
I got a bitch that’s old, a bitch that’s new
A bitch who loves velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who’s fat, a bitch who’s built
A bitch so old her titties give out powdered milk
I got a bitch who’s funny, a bitch who ain’t
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain’t
A bitch who loves fucking on a airplane
I even got a bitch off
Soul Train
I got a bitch who rolls a ragtop Benz
Long ends
I got a bitch who’s broke as a bum
But she’s the most fun
I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who don’t
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won’t
A bitch who’s short, a bitch who’s tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love ’em all, I love ’em crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
Got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain’t one, hit me
Yo’, Marquis, you from Miami, man
Why don’t you show these motherfuckers all the over the world
The 2 Live style of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin’ fly nigga like you?
I got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain’t one of them
I don’t trip on hoes, ’cause I don’t need none of them
Pussy’s the temptation, dick’s the persuasion
All hoes suck cock, nigga, how you play ’em?
That’s why I don’t sleep on ’em, I just freak on ’em
Stick dick in they mouth, take it out and I skeet on ’em
The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
I only love my hoes when I’m going up inside her
Problem number one is getting money
I’d rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don’t expect nothing ’cause I ain’t offering
I go hard on my bitches, ’cause I’m never never softening
Putting the demand on ’em, fuck ’em and scram on ’em
The “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” game is ran on ’em
So fuck how you feel, your fucking cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won’t pay the bill
Getting pussy’s just another expense
If pussy pays the bills, then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that’s to cum
I’ve got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain’t one, ha
Yo Marquis, my motherfucker
You got problems, man? (A bitch ain’t one)
Aw, shit, now let me tell you how to do this shit
I got a bitch that loves to G
She’ll fuck you right after she fucks me
I got a bitch who loves boats
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that’s fast, a bitch that’s slow
A bitch that’s a virgin and a bitch that’s a ho
A bitch that lies, a bitch that’s true
A bitch who’s a man because they’re bitches too
I got a bitch that’s cool, a bitch that’s hot
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who’s lost and one who knows where it’s at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
I got a bitch that’s dirty, got a bitch that’s neat
I got a super-fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love ’em all, I love ’em crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain’t one, hit me
No, a bitch ain’t one
Huh, you know a bitch ain’t one
You know what I’m sayin’? I got problems with my motherfuckin’ rent, Marquis
But a bitch ain’t one
Man you got yourself nothing man
Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes, nigga
A bitch ain’t one
I got a problems staying out here on these streets
With the police trying to take a nigga out, you know?
But a bitch ain’t one
Got problems with motherfuckers buying my records
But a bitch ain’t one
Fuck ’em all, nigga, fuck them motherfuckers
You know what I’m sayin’? A bitch ain’t one
Got problems man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin’ ass, for real
Really, niggas worrying about bitches
They better, they better find something else to worry about
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